awesome quotes

The two awesome quotes below were stolen from Ben Brower's facebook page. The fact that I find them absolutely hilarious probably tells you more about my personality then anything I could actually tell you on my own. I really hope you enjoy them. Thanks Ben and good luck on the BAR!

"Han Solo was the coolest guy ever. He had a broken-down truck and a talking dog, and when the truck wouldn't run, the talking dog would FIX it. He was like 'hey, Chewie, you fix the truck, I'm going to go talk to the princess.'" --Josh Strickler Any Star Wars reference gets high points automatically. This one really does make me LMAO though.

"Every Southern home needs [a bottle tree] to capture the haints and spirits, but I've never had one... colored glass adds class so I have some green and brown beer bottles on it..."--Ben's mom, in her most recent letter to her son, explaining why there are beer bottles hanging from a dead ficus at our house. A similar tree almost made an appearance in our yard...